Be prepared for winter motoring with Viagra!

This strikes me as an unusual diet but then it's probably more healthy than doughnuts.
Roland Corning, 66 and game, was parked up in a cemetery when he was spotted. He sped off in his spacious 4x4 SUV then stopped a few blocks further on.
When approached he and an 18-year-old employee of the Platinum Gentleman's Club had 'different versions why they were there,' said a police officer.
I bet they did. He was visiting the grave of his late grandmother while she had lost an earring, no doubt.
Randy Roland said he kept the toys and Viagra in his car 'just in case.'
This is commendable and good advice as we head into the winter months.
'Just in case' you become stranded during Britain's almost a bit cold but very damp and dreary season please ensure that along with a flask of sweet tea, snack foods and a spade for shovelling fog, you have with you a suitable selection of prescription drugs and an Ann Summers catalogue. It is certainly inappropriate to be driving around with one of Britain's hard pressed sex workers in the passenger seat but there is no reason you should not pack an alternative way of keeping warm. An Action Mandelson duvet, for instance.
By the way, what originally caught my eye about this tale of woe was the advertising that accompanied the web page. For a Cadillac SRX Crossover. Talk about product placement.