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By Steve Orme on Sep 30, 09 03:53 PM

Popular music pundit, talent scout and accomplished tinkler, Jools Holland is such a wag.
He recently popped into the national Motor Museum, Beaulieu, to check his position on the Top Gear fastest lap board.

Top Gear, by the way, is a popular television programme broadcast on the BBC2 channel. Just so that you know. In case you didn't. This being all about totally pointless information.
Cheeky Jools, took the opportunity to rewrite motoring history himself moving his name up the leader board in an astonishingly svelte slight of hand moment only captured on two high-res pictures.
No, find them yourself.
Jools love, the big give away is that the man with the oddest spelling of name on the board is now at the top but with a slower time than those below him.
All this is contained in a two-par press release with a footnote fulsomely listing the museum's opening times and prices.
What a total waste of everyone's time.
Mine included.