How swine flu may knacker the government

By Steve Orme on Apr 28, 09 02:03 PM

That Attenborough chappie, dearest Dickie's brother ( I can call him that because we are, my father always said, distantly related by marriage. I'm not married to him, you understand) says the end is a bit neigher because there are too many of us.

He says this in defence of all those accused of warming the globals and changing the climate by eco-communists hell bent of reducing civilised society to a strip farming collective.
As befits a man of letters and wisdom he does not offer an opinion on how population increase can be reversed.
One way would be to make the naughty car drivers pay for their lard-arsed selfishness by banning the fitting of brakes to all cars. This I fear would favour the drivers of exciting new 'funky' city cars that do not have the power to reach terminal velocity.
Another idea would be to station people with an appaling contagion on all overcrowded trains.
Brining us to the question of swine influenza.
I would suggest the most impotant action that could be taken by Golden Gordon to keep his Animal Farm dream alive would be to have all the parliamentary troughs disinfeced now.
Should an oubreak still occur in Westminster's greasy halls, let's keep the pressure off the NHS by going private.
Hiring a knackerman, for instrance.