Get away from it all - for ever

After seeing our most accomplished bankers, sorry couldn't quite read my own note there, prove that sorry is not the hardest word, bonusless is, getting away from it all - permanently - has a certain attractiveness.
Of we trot then toThe National Boat, Caravan & Outdoor Show, starting next week at the NEC, Birmingham.
If you're looking to buy a new boat, caravan, motor-home, tent, park home, holiday home, lodge, 4x4 or simply want to get away with paying no council tax, then you'll find all you need as well as a splendid range of Land Rover products which are well able to cope with what will pass for roads in a year or two.
Anyone interested in honing their towing skills can do so in a Freelander 2 as part of The Caravan Club's motor caravanning & caravan manoeuvring sessions, located at the entrance to the show. Land Rover will also be assisting visitors outside of the show, giving complimentary shuttle rides in a fleet of Range Rover and Range Rover Sports from and to the Caravan Club campsite.
Next week news of the exciting new cardboard box and alleyway show featuring the new four-wheel drive supermarket trolley and Hugh Fernley Whittingstall on how to catch and cook your rat.