Essex Constabulary has fitted its patrol cars with chirping filler caps to remind the rozzers what fuel to put in.
Understandable, it can cost a few hundred quid to rectify misfuelling.
Blimey, you don't want a bill like that every couple of months.
£300? You are joking.
The Wayne and Waynettas of the 'estuwee' county have run up repair bills of £42,000. Do you want me to say it slowly?
No, because you are clearly of higher grade stuff and can understand both written English, words like 'diesel' for instance and little drawings of black petrol pumps.
The evidence against PC Plod is damning. I put it to the court that you would not want a statement taken by this man.
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