Now there's interesting for you

The most interesting roads in Britain have been nominated. Forget the collapse of 21st century society and the world monetary system, this is the one that matters.
The Snake Pass is top tarmac. Not only can it recite the whole of Shakespeare backwards but the Snake is much in demand at dinner parties for its perfect rendition of the Parrot Sketch and abilities on the 12 string banjo.
Here is that world-saving list in full:
A57 Snake Pass, Sheffield to Glossop.
More bends than bad plumbing.
A537 'Cat & Fiddle road', Macclesfield to Buxton.
Hey diddle diddle play spot the speed camera as the cow jumps over the moon.
A18 'Mountain Section', Isle of Man.
No speed restrictions, update your will and fill your boots.
A4086 Pass of Llanberis Caernarfon to Capel Curig
Land of my fathers, beware suicide sheep.
A817 Loch Lomond to Garelochhead.
Beware devolution.
A87 Invergarry to Isle of Skye.
B3223 Dulverton to Lynton
Where?
B4100 Warwick to Banbury.
Cock horses being ridding in a dangerous manner.
A35 Lyndhurst to Christchurch.
Hello sailor signs abound.
A686 Penrith to Alston (north Pennines).
Alston is the highest market town in Britain. How interesting is that?