Ford Ka to star in next bond movie

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Ah, Mr Bond, I have been expecting you... but not in a small Ford hatchback.
The next Bond adventure, 'Quantum of Solace', will feature a cameo appearance from Ford's new Ka.
It will make its screen debut alongside the film's leading lady, Olga Kurylenko. Kurylenko plays Camille, a woman with her own personal mission and who quickly becomes an unlikely ally for Bond and suffers from an inability to keep her clothes on when he is around, a condition known by doctors as 'horny'..
The 'Quantum of Solace' Ka has metallic gold paint and an exclusive exterior graphics and interior trim combination.
Right, lets look at the way things are going. Firstly, cool actors like Connery, Moore and Brosnan have been replaced by a skinny guy who might well be a jobbing plumber. Then he gets a Mondeo in Casino Royale. Okay, so he's a rep. Or in the caravan club.
Now it's torture by blousey bird in a hatchback. Genius.
Any man who normally drives an Aston would rather have his cordobas cantabas flogged with knotted rope than accept a lift in a gold girly car. But then Daniel Craig has already sat through that one.