It's government Jim but not as we know it - PM finds fuel tax complaints 'irritating'

Supreme leader in this sector, not so flash Gordon, says he is irritated by constant talk of fuel costs and reducing duty to help people with such extravagances as feeding the kids.
Bones has run some scans and assures me there is no evidence that the Great Leader’s skin is about to split revealing a reptilian alien. I’m not so sure.

Can you see the join?
For the record Gordon, the electorate does not give a toss how irritating you find their dire financial struggle and constant, wholly unreasonable, demands not to be ritually spanked at every turn.
I have one question for you; What colour is the sky on your planet?

Now that's scary