Happy birthday, your majesty. Only one problem, the BBC 8am news.
Have you eve tried to stand up to the National Anthem in a Mini Clubman on the motorway? No, I thought not.
This is not however, as dangerous as shaving in the rearview mirror. Oh yes, two per cent of male drivers admit they have while 25 per cent of females admit to applying makeup and seven percent of both sexes say they have squeezed spots in the mirror. Which is just gross.
A massive 44 per cent of men say they use their mirror to clock the woman driving behind.
So I apologise if you were looking for totty this morning and had your rear view filled by a middle aged man standing to attention. I hope my flies were done up.
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