Cow or car-it's up to you
Apparently cows are now guilty of polar bear murder.
It turns out that each bovine gently ruminating pumps out more death gas than a car.
Here are some other disadvantages with the hoofed kind.
They are very slow.
Foot and Mouth can prevent them starting in the mornings and bovine spongiform encephalitis affects their steering and road holding.
Most cows come without extras although some have a plastic tag in the ear.
On the plus side they run on grass without the need to set up large biofuel production lines and while colour choice is limited, leather upholstery is standard on all models.
All in all, given the mess they leave on your drive you are better off with a car.
A cow suffers suspension failure
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