‘Serious road accidents are caused by motorists driving with their rear suspension ‘bottoming out’ resulting in a loss of steering control, ineffective braking and raised headlights that blind oncoming drivers – but now there is a simple solution, claims a new report.’
Well yes and the report’s author, Car Parts Direct, says a range of excellent and life changing on-line products are the solution.
Er, well yes they may well be but I would suggest a more direct, sorry, solution would be civil uprising and the installation of a driver-friendly government with sound policies regarding bicyclists and beard tuggers.
I have nothing against this company but if the nation wasn’t bumping its way to work over Everest-high speed bumps and pot holes that would not look out of place on the Somme, they would be struggling for a good lunch.
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