And you thought the height of in-car satisfaction was picking your nose at traffic lights. Now it turns out the woman, well man too, I suppose in these enlightened times, in the next car may not be smiling at the Jonathon Woss wadio show. Actually they almost certainly won’t be smiling at that pile of over-priced tripe.
No, it’s time to introduce the Ann Summers Travel Rabbit (£15).
I quote, mainly because I can’t trust myself: “First off we gave you the Igasm, a vibrator that works to the beat of your ipod, now we give you the pocket sized rabbit that plugs into your car … but be warned, don’t use it while you are driving, when we say it’s our most powerful Rabbit yet, we weren’t joking!
“This rabbit is no ordinary rabbit, it has extra long ears for extra special stimulation, it adorns the trademark and exclusive to Ann Summers candy pink colour, and most importantly it fits most makes of cars cigarette lighters or in-car mobile phone charger sockets. Just remove the cigarette lighter before inserting it.�
That last sentence, is it just me?
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