In darkest Lancashire PC World is doing duty to the Queen by patrolling streets at 7am and switching off cars left ‘steaming’ as Chummy calls it.
This, for the innocents among you, is the practice of defrosting the car by starting its engine before retreating indoors for a bowl of Shreddies. Insomniac thieves take advantage of this and make off with the car. Don’t do it!
17 sets of keys were returned to breakfasting owners in one leafy village.
I, meanwhile, have enjoyed sitting in my current car, an Audi A5, listening to Wogan and benefiting from heated seats while the windscreen thaws.
As the Beatles didn’t sing, happiness is a warm bum.
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Gigsy wrote...
Steve,
Get with it fella!!
Instead of Wogan you should have been listening to that "Shack" CD I told you about, or "Pacific Street" by The Pale Fountains.
Get a copy off that Jade Wright!!!!
Do you remember Peter Trollope and his "In The Groove" Echo music column in the early 80's?
I remember he had a nice pin striped jacket!!
I was only a kid, it was all fields by us then.
Not like today!!
Posted by: Gigsy | December 20, 2007 9:09 PM