IF George W Bush invaded Iraq to protect America’s oil interests then he failed.
The country is crawling with GI grunts and their obnoxious crap - sorry, rap - music yet petrol prices are both set to burst like a rusty pipeline through the £1 barrier. In fact diesel is already over a quid a litre.
All this because the market got the jitters when Kurdish rebels wandered across the northern frontier to snot a few Turkish soldiers.
The people who really want snotting are the wobbly-legged, caffeine-hyped shysters of the world markets who habitually throw a whitey whenever a camel farts, or in this case, some kebabists have a bit of a fracas outside the shop.
Special security adviser Jed Clampett
US security council in session
America invades...anywhere
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Paul Moran wrote...
But surely Ged Clampett would be dressed in his best "courting duds" if he was on official U.S business!!
Bursting rusty pielines & snotting wobbly-legged shysters. Sounds like a 3rd team Christmas night out!
Ah, memories!
Posted by: Paul Moran | October 24, 2007 9:20 PM