So, the wheels appear to have come of Formula One because McLaren have been very competitive and naughty, one might even describe it as cheating.
Obviously nothing like this could possibly happen in, say, football. God bless En-ger-land.
However let us, for a brief moment, dwell on some cynical analysis of the $100m fine and let off for this years two star drivers. That’s as in they are both stars, not two-star.
Question one: Will the money go into the coffers of the governing body or to a worthy cause?
Question two: While totally innocent of any wrong doing both Hamilton and Alonso may have benefited from the spying ‘crime’ through better cars. So were the drivers let off because to stop them racing would have destroyed the season?
I can also reveal exclusively what the secret document found in McLaren’s chief designer's house was - a revolutionary Ferrari researched Jamie Oliver recipe for lightweight pasta alla Norma.
The lightweight pasta alla Norma as pictued in the Ferrari document
This is what the pasta is designed to avoid
Other teams would be left with less competitive designs for their cars
Vegetarian option
Of course I'm taking the story seriously
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