Production of the new Mini Clubman, a name to strike terror into the heart of anyone who remembers the first bag of pipes, a car about as attractive as a bus driver’s hat, is underway.
It was welcomed by none other than the Rt Hon Stephen Timms, Minister for Competitiveness. He said: “Welcome.� He also said: “Nice to meet you,� and “hello there.�
Excuse me, how long have we had a Minister for Competitiveness? Does he send out nasty letters if the England tail end collapses or Rooney has a ‘mare?
Why not a Minister for Being Polite or one responsible for getting people out of bed in the morning.
Got it! Minster for Silly Walks.
The new clubman
The old clubman
The Minster for Silly Walks
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