Beat the car thieves- well that's the promise

Here’s a good one from the unstoppable e-mail press release machine.
CISTRAK is a unique vehicle tracking device which allows motorists to locate their vehicle within 10 seconds.
Once a car has been stolen, the owner telephones the device hidden within the car and an SMS with the location and postcode is sent directly to the mobile phone. The user can then call the police with exact details of the vehicle location which enables the police to locate and recover the vehicle quickly and easily.
That’s the claim. It sounds good.
Now can someone develop an option that has all the car doors lock and very angry snakey things released into the lap of the driver.