I’m off for a few days. Mainly to get over the frilly-knickered pansy-pants paintwork of the Peugeot 207CC I have been driving. This car is only short of a huge door sticker saying no men beyond this point. It’s been a week long girly sleep over with extra marshmallow.
I felt less heterosexually oppressed being harassed by men from Manchester in that pink lycra Micra last year. At least that was for charity.
If you want a sub £15,000 convertible and love shopping at New Look this is the one for you.
It’s not very fast but the vanity mirror is brilliant for make-up repairs and there are lots of creamy corners for crunchy vegetables. If this car was a snack it would be Philadelphia cream cheese with a side order of Muller Fruit Corner and an Actimel chaser.
It only has a 1.6-litre engine so is very gentle but you can get a turbo GT version if you play ladies’ rugby. It also does 43.5mpg so won’t hurt the polar bears.
If you love shoes you will love the 207CC. It's cute. Like Toby Maguire. Or Ant and Dec.
It is also a very good, well equipped car in a cutthroat niche that includes the Vauxhall Corset CC.
On the other hand, should your son come home in one of these, thrash him soundly.
This does not do the colour justice but you see how well it would go with one of those funky 1960s style smocks. Not available in male.
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