It makes me sooo angry....

What with naked cycling breaking out the length and breadth of Britain and the Airline Pilots Association saying don’t blame us for global warming, it’s people on holiday in Cornwall, rage is abroad. And also at home.

Bad manners is the biggest cause of roads rage in Britain according to a recent survey

78% said that they had been involved in a road rage incident, with 27% saying that the initial road rage had lead to a physical attack; yet only 5% had then reported the incident to the police. Most said they had kissed and made up with their partners and never mentioned the big bottom thing again.

Here are the top ten causes of on the road annoyance.

1. Bad manners
2. Traffic Jams
3. People sitting in the outside lane on motorways
4. White van men
5. Road works
6. Poor indication
7. Drivers driving too close
8. Women drivers
9. People on their mobile phones
10. Sunday drivers
My most annoying annoyance that makes me annoyed is none of the above. It’s surveys trotted out every year showing nothing except drivers’ socks has changed.

Malcolm got really cross when the little birdy pooped on his car