This week there are a couple of trips on the train. Can’t be helped.
One of the worries of late night rail travel is your common or garden assault.
Now you tell me how often you are likely to get assaulted sitting in your car with the windows up and doors locked? No, right.
Well I can tell you it happens with too much regularity for my palate on the chuffa.
Hence this true appeal from British Transport Police following a incident on the Merseyrail line I use:
“The offender is described as a white female, aged approx 16, of slim build. She had long brown hair with a thick black hair band around her head. She had a fair complexion and spoke with a Liverpool accent.
She was wearing a maroon coloured boob-tube top over her clothes and, distinctively, she wore a white strapless bra on the outside of her clothing, blue jeans with a white thong over the outside of them, and grey stiletto shoes. She also wore a pair of white knickers on her head and was holding a small bottle of Evian water.�
That, m'lud, concludes the case for the automobile.
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Bobajob wrote...
While driving along on a motorway, I once saw a male passenger in a car with a pair of knickers on his head ... and his female driver had a big smile on her face.
What do you think that means?
Posted by: Bobajob | May 7, 2007 1:48 PM