Oh hell, it’s Friday the thirteenth and I haven’t brought any spare underwear with me.
On top of that it is also clearly the end of life as we know it.
Bees. Yes buzzy buzzy Arthur Askey bees are leaving home, flying the coop, deserting the pen and hopping the hive for no reason whatsoever.
In disaster movies this usually precedes a huge earthquake, an asteroid strike or walk on part by Al Gore.
Clearly this is another example of climate change as indeed is the perfectly normal spring we have enjoyed with frosty and misty mornings giving way to warm sunshine before rapid cooling at sunset. My, how interesting the weather is.
With this in mind any responsible person would spend the weekend recycling their family car into garden furniture and water troughs for oxen.
I’m going to spend mine seeing just how outback the Subaru Legacy Outback really is, watching vapour trails in the sky and investing heavily in the honey futures market.
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